oh owe!

just in..rather just in for me..according to some reliable sources of mine; well, kinda his online forum and a friends bloggie reported that Mr.Russell Peters, Mr Stand-Up Comedian wont be able to do a showcase here in KL! konon-nya it has been cancled due to some authorities..bla bla bla..here read it yourself, lol, malas la, click to enlarge picture of announcement..so i guess when the time comes, of course with good supplies then hopefully, i guess that we would have to go to our neighbours, Singapore, to see him live!

haihz, was looking foward to it ever since we all got the news from Jared, another buddy of mine! for those of you whom havent heard of him, go look for his many clips/taping of his live showcase on any reliable brodcast/clips webpage.wont be to hard! trust me, its worth the whole duration of the required download time!

why la why..T.T

hehehehehe..i bet you..

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a >purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office. The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000".The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?" The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that. The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?" "Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square." "Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o' clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness." "No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square. The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly. The president was happy to oblige. The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !"

post relief mortem

as stated..i got everything sort of done & sorted out, i mean my 911/S.O.S. situation! really, after calming myself down yeaterday of all frust and sarcasm, i got my licence replacement done at PJ JPJ less that half an hour, quicker that the looks of the queue outside for the ticket number. on my way inside, we were, obviously me and my other bud kyle, approched by this malay man in his..i can say mid 40's asking us about our reason trip down to JPJ and so we told him, explained to him out of concern and suspicious. we still did though..and later he told us his part..his reason for asking & approching us. it went something like so:

me & kyle - "oh, pakcik boleh bantu kita ke?"

man - "ya, kalau dik nak buat replacement lesen, pakcik boleh bantu la, ah haha"

me & kyle - "kalau macam tu, nak buat semacam akan ambil berape lame?"

man - "ah ye la, pakcik dah buat sebegini untuk 10 tahun lebih dah, ah, kan pakcik kenal kerani kat dalam tu, ah ha, macam tu kalau pakcik bantu bolehla dik selesaikan dalam masa 10 min lepas JPJ buka semula la..tak ayah beratur nak ambil nombor macam tu"

me & kyle - "oh, JPJ belum buka lagi ka? mereka ni ambil nombor sahaja la tu!..macam ni, berapa yang pakcik cas ar?

man - "denda panalti/nak buat semula semuanya 20 dan pakcik cas 13 ringgit extra la, ah ha..kalau expire bolehla renew sekali"

me & kyle - "oh, lesen hilang ke, belum expire lagi..(thinking)..ah, boleh la macam tu, pakcik boleh bantu kan..(reconfirming)

man - "ah boleh la, i perlukan gambar dik dan ic fotostat ade tak? kalau yak ade ah, boleh la pas kan ic!"

me & kyle - (reconfirming again)"so rm 33 ringgit kan? rm 20 tambah sekali rm13."

(handed the man all needed)

man - "ah, tu sahaja la..dik boleh datang ambik dalam masa 10 minit lebih la..nanti datang kan, ah boleh la dik contact i dekat nombor ni la..i akan kat sini..call i nanti dik sampai!"

me & kyle - "ok, pakcik, terima kasih!(still concern over an act of theft or forgery)

oh, the man's name is encik Azmi..has a card weh, a paper with all his contacts..dun play play wei!

went far some makan and did a little shopping at Amcorp Mall and so thus we return for my licence. meet the man and yea, all's done! me? all relief and syok of course! went for a drink later with jane at brj and so we ajourne to our personal destinations from there..well, usual, meet up again at night for a game of Battlefield 2146..all i can say..Battlefield day's are Back! muahahahahahaha..we use to rule kay! hehehehehe

oh..just a question pondering in my head..can someone forget how old they are the elder they get?

C.C.C. ,me

C.C.C. ? its simple Careless, Clumbsy & Cibai to me, what im feeling now! well besides frust! ok, i kind of misplaced something kind of important to a 17 year old and above person, something important, something you cant leave your house without, something that will get you into very much troubled, mafan, frust if misplaced! i guess you guys wanna know what i misplaced ya?

ok, thinking of it also makes me frust! arrgh, frust-frust! seriously, if i told you all, you guys will probably laugh at me..a laughter of suprise alongside frust and disbelive! you seriously wont belive it! even i dont belive myself i misplace this..eiiiiiiikk..thing! im kindda speaking sarcasm to myself, scolding myself, telling myself, asking myself the who,what,where,how,what,why's out of suprise! you guys really want to know? ok, let me take a breather..wait frust-frust coming @#!@#@!#..hold on, not done @#!@#@!@#..uhh..ok, better..i loose or kinda misplaced..wait, its coming..my driving licence!

yes, me driving licence! of all things ya? feeling disbelive ya? i can be so clumbsy you know! just yesterday i was holding it, went in to kyle's condo where i got to hand them (security guards) my licence, went in to drop kyle off, came out, took my licence back in exchange with the key card..basic procedure!

after that, i clearly remembered i did not straight away put it back in into my wallet but i held it on my hands while driving..a habit..then, all went blur! i could have put it on my shirt..you know, when you are driving or somewhere else like the passanger seat..thats what i thought but no sign of it in my car! arrrgh!! haih..looks like ill have to take the trouble driving down to PJ JPJ to get a new one done! mafan-mafan! now, bugging my head is that how much should i bring to pay the penalty or is there a penalty to pay!

hoping now? t wont be as troublesome as what some of my budd's say it was for it was last time..past..hope now is now! hope hope! arrgh, frust-frust! oh douggie, good news..(sighing-sighing out of relief) at least some good news came out of it man!..damm, good news..i can play the battlefield 2142 co-op missons like how we use to play deiz! really..just came back only..look at my post time!..with ben & company! chun-chun deiz!

of family & families

as a branch branching out of the past post written/blogged, it just hit me that the gratefulness out of the love and attention of a big family given to us, well, each other within that 'circle' formed we call family does matters in ways only we..(well) us can understand, simply looking at it, taking it into matters can sometimes be so much bigger that we can imagine, such handfull we cant ignore.

its not that anything went wrong. it just that it got me thinking that for so long, ive been neglecting this attention we all get in get-togethers and seriously how big the love one gets when one combine with both sides! well, neglecting..uhmm..more like not paying attention! thus nothing can compare to that feeling of sincerity and care..love! that comes in the simplest form..comunication!

this is not of a post due to darkness and regretment thus comparisson that can lead to self-discremanation but a post of dedication & thankfullness to that big bundle of joy & love we give each other, that we embody in our own personaltiy, our image, our behavior, our life to keep ourselves strong each day just living! i dont know, you..one just knows when its given waiting for acceptance.

given the fact that we are sometimes thrown to parts of the world, nothing can break that line of bond we all share! to both the Kok & the Ooi sides of the family..the love i have towards you guys are uncompareble! i too love the fact we're such big family! us..such colorful characters we have! again..its a dedication, not just a simple note to self!

*i really have a problem explaining such simple matters of mind & spirit alike..*

friends..you guys are all play such big part that you all put a smile in my complicated life..no doubt!

*thought wanna write this post simply straight out of my head but it came out like that..messy uh! i

know..just read this post with a simple mind set..it all comes down to love & family-ness..no complication needed nor included!*

siblingness

looking at some spontaneous pictures on my com just make me laugh espicially my brothers and sisters upload them without me knowing..just kena not long ago on my sisters blog..fattie posing with tom boy! lol..Love You Guys!

twentyforfietsix maisons for twentyones

actually is pronounced forty (40) and not forfiet..tried immitating sevenatenine at the asccot, kuala lumpur! wanna make it sound..kool..lol..no changes to the rest though! and yes, few 21st down for the month of januarry..that is i know of la..and yup, much more to count down trough out the whole year of 2007 ahead. already 2 hugh parties down..actually three and im already pokkai already, chun uh!

yup, it wasnt only Mohd. Khirun and Mr Liang Chuen's birthday only celebrated yesterday night but lets add one more to the list..the more the happier aint that right! to my suprise, Lady Sheryl Chung was there at maison's celabrating also..not bad uh! killing three eagles with 1 pebble! and so the events of 21st birthday's begun..it was three birthdays last week throughout the day and now it's three all at once..Super Mega Blasting Party!

we started off..yours sincerly, buddies doug, jane, charmane and jon..invited khirun to this cafe off old klang road yang dipanggil cafe 2046. we just thought.."oh well, i tell you..that mohd. khirun dont want to do anything for his birthday kan..we bring him out and we feed him kau-kau"..so that was the plan! we were suppose to meet at 7 to 730++..malaysian timing included but due to the fact of heavy showers at our area at that particular time..i sampai at 745? mr khirun was on..ON TIME babe! but yea..bla-bla here and a little bla-bla there, we had dinner; speghetti Aglio Olio for me & garden salad for jane but it turned out to be a lawn compared to a garden, lol! yup, chit & chat a little before charmane & jon arrive with the cake and the next thing was..? silly boy! Birthday Song lo for the beruk turning 21!! later after the cake ceremony, doug and jane left to catch a movie somewhere and khirun open his gift which was a money clip before we played a few rounds of chor-tai-tee (direct translation..draw big 2).convinced khirun to join us at maisons inconjunction of Liang Chuen's and his own birthday at Maison's..you know la..kate VIP guest and everything la to convince him and at last, our air liur tak di-bazir wei! he joined us..with conditions!! lol..

made our way after fulfilling Mohd. Khirun's conditions but got stuck in a crawling traffic jam after about 25 km of smooth sailing roads! i tell you..we got stucked in the traffic for a good what..15..20 mins? whole time we were telling each other.." lets hope the crowd at maisons arent gonna get worst that the traffic at downtown KL!!" found a parking spot which wasnt a burden shortly after we reach which came at the price of rm10 whom i gotta pay to this man holding a light standing under the drizzle! as we got in the place of electro feel, the overwhelm of suprise rushed thru us! people attended the party ranged from people from sentosa who some havent been face to face for three years and some back from where ever theyre studing momentarily making the party of birthdays more like some reunion party..i was going "eh...","eh...","eh..." dei! we got the pengakaps to the girls of sentosa to some new people who have contacts with the old if you know what i mean ya. shortly after a couple of drinks layaning the birthday boys and girl, the cake came out la and then More Drinks!! lol..not that many though! partied till all in about 3+. what else uh? oh yea, sing-a-long session while driving home along 'Freshman by The Verve', some sessions of smoking and sleeping with photo-taking in shell, and uhm..went home and called it A Day man with a big kongness!! ah eh lea kan..asalkan dia tu bahagia bolehla tu!

woke up today feeling a little bit unusual..well, kinda guessed it la you can put it..normally we will have breakfast at my aunt's but of reasons of miscommunication..we ate in OUG instead, OUG!!!, no milo-ping today la..but in a wayinstead, i found a new place where they serve pan mee! damm chun wei!! after makan..went to my other aunt's place..my dad has seven siblings whom the first four are girls..you know how they can be so go figure.. yea, we visited the unsual place of our usual sunday morning, the nursery! did some shopping there but 1 thing i realised there..getting a plant is not as easy as 123 wei! its more than that, seriously..with consultation follow with the inspection, next unto the dissussion and finnaly with the satisfaction along with some minor politics in between! seriously..plus-plus, cina man day/china man new year is amongst the horizon! the year of the pig is soon to befall on us all!!.. the lillian too disease is coming#@!

was just thinking, ironic..to me la..07 resolution is to gain weight and now is the year of the pig! uhm..its a sigh that need me to interpretate with caution!allow me..cioaz for now! oh yea, Happy 21st Birthday again to Mohd.Khirun of kanak-kanak spastik, Mr. Liang Chuen of the policeman cap and Lady Sheryl of OKR!! lolz!